the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first…

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fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

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sandslashing:

punkgoesbridget:

cumber-bitches:

peenslayer:

in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’

well in britain we have a tv channel called ‘dave’ and if you missed a programme on it, you can watch that programme an hour later on their other channel called ‘dave ja vu’

in america we have this tv channel called FOX and it’s not even about foxes

it just has lies

(Source: peenslaya)

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celestial-adventures:

isuani:

elongatedpantaloons:

lauraolin:

This looks like the start of an amazing music video

Put an explosion in the background and it’s an amazing action movie



america

celestial-adventures:

isuani:

elongatedpantaloons:

lauraolin:

This looks like the start of an amazing music video

Put an explosion in the background and it’s an amazing action movie

america

(Source: lauraolin)

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bad-wolf-of-booskerville:

ariadneoliver:

children-ofthe-tardis:

fiendfyred:

smileyfacewinkwink:

Look Down Sped Up

OMG I LOST IT AT THE NOW PRISONER 24601 PART 

THE “NO”

i can’t even. 

a slaaaaaave of the laaaaaaw

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starcevic:

videohall:

Greyhound being read a scary story

this is important to me

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