This girl from my school was bragging about how she was reading The Fault In Our Stars and how she was on like the second chapter and how much she loves John Green. So I started talking to her about it pretending I hadn’t read it and asking her if it was good and my friend slipped a note in the middle of her book that said ’ Augustus dies. ’ and a week later she was sitting there reading and she starts freaking out. Needless to say she found our note.
Tracks
lamp
woah
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Still better than the glittertastic new redesign.
This hurts my brain
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so this morning my dad said
“hey we got some tomatos”
and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS
WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS
JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
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it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside
#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing
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